Slamogram!

You would think with all the advances of modern medicine there would be a new technique for Mammograms. My friend Dori calls them slamograms.. how apropo! I had mine today.. whoopee! At least my technician was a woman. If I am going to have my breasts pushed, pulled and squished while being an upper body contortionist, in a cold, medical setting.. I would prefer it to be done by a woman! At least they have some compassion! If a man is doing all that it better be my husband!